“You smell a little like S’mores,” says Ellen Degeneres to Mariah Carey, of the new perfume that she’s marketing.

Uh, is that good or bad? On the one hand, you want to smell yummy. On the other hand, most of us want to come off a little more sophisticated than kids on a camping trip. 

“My [signature scent] of course, is gin and Marlboros,” jokes DeGeneres.