Celebitchy:   Britney Spears now knows how to pee in the woods, thanks to rehab 

TMZ:   John Travolta makes an emergency landing in Ireland & the residents have regretted it ever since 

HollyScoop:  None other than Kate Moss hangs from chandelier

Gawker:  So, who is on Paris Hilton patrol again? 

Socialite’s Life:   It just can’t be helped, Angelina Jolie’s brother James Haven is a big oddity 

Life & Style:   So, who is this CariDee I keep hearing about?

PEOPLE:  Ahhh, Britney Spears & her many covering-up-the-baldness hats

Us Weekly:  Mario Lopez looks like a hunky, headbanded fairy, does he not? 

PopSugar:  WTF?  Brought to you the only way Lindsay Lohan knows how…  

Celebrity Smack:  Keith Richards is a snorting machine, but then, what else is new?