Jossip:   Where, oh where, is “American Idol” going this year? 

Defamer:  Ha!  The Oscars’ red carpet abandons rehab after 24 hour stint   

The Superficial:  OMG!  Boob city ahead!  Beware, you may never come back in one piece. 

Bosh:   Batty Nicole Richie pleads not guilty to DUI for some silly reason 

TMZ:  New Anna Nicole Smith video, getting down & dirty with methadone

Just Jared:  Andre Agassi proves that being a tennis player can get you a date with Steffi Graf   

Us Weekly:  Trista & Ryan Sutter expecting first baby together, a happy congrats all around for the happy couple  

Perez Hilton:  Orlando Bloom opts for the homeless man hairdo, kinda works for him I guess 

PITNB:  Britney crazypants Spears does it again.  Oops. 

Page Six:  Mel Gibson is a big tard & will forever be a big tard   

Socialite’s Life:   Newly single Hugh Grants gets invited to ex-girlfriend Elizabeth Hurley’s wedding