Jossip:  Tyra Banks is so ten years ago, don’t ya think? 

Defamer:  Award roundups 

The Superficial:  Tara Reid is certainly not the hottest woman of the day, but looks decent enough in a bikini 

Bosh:  Meow!  George Clooney takes out Reese Witherspoon! 

TMZ:   Anna Nicole Smith stoned images?  Gee, who would have thunk it? 

Just Jared:   Sophie Monk loves her some Snoop Dogg 

Us Weekly:  Britney Spears brings on the blonde wig for bar hopping 

Perez Hilton:   Now that Hugh Grant is single, what’s his next move going to be?  I’m going with the prostitutes on this one. 

PITNB:  The most regrettable haircut ever, Britney stupidhead Spears 

Page Six:   Heather Mills getting into murky divorce waters, again 

Socialite’s Life:  Go ahead & make Paris Hilton’s day, caption her ass