My goodness!  29-year-old John Mayer & 26-year-old Jessica Simpson do look lovely together, but in more of a ‘we work damn hard for this hair’ type way than a normal cute couple way.  You know what I mean? 

Mayer & Jessica were spotted in this hairy embrace at the Sony BMG party at the Beverly Hills Hotel.  They are certainly out of the closet, now aren’t they?  I just wonder how long they’re gonna last….

Thanks to Us Weekly for the image.