On TheSuperficial today, you can distract yourself and your fellow workers with none other than a Pamela Anderson Hard Rock nipple.  While at the Los Angeles Hard Rock Cafe Anderson stopped to sign a few autographs as well as inspire a few pants to rise in the chain restaurant. 

“Anybody can show off their nipples through a white t-shirt, but it takes a true pioneer like Pamela Anderson to manage it while still wearing a bra. With women like this wandering around, it makes me wonder whether investing my entire life savings to invent X-Ray glasses is even worth it. My financial advisor says no, but my heart says yes.”

I’ve always said to myself, “That Pamela Anderson, she is a true pioneer.  She has discovered tribal spousal aggression, been involved with the less fortunate, gained speed against fur trade, maintained prominent support from small boys and even now she is a steel rod in the structure of female equality & respect.”  Yep, I’ve always said that.