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Halloween red carpet — who will you be?

Brad and Angelina
A survey by Kelton Research and liquor label Captain Morgan revealed the list of favorite celebrity costumes.  Number one “couple picks” are Brad and Angelina, followed by Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and David and Victoria Beckham. Oprah, Jay Leno, and Ellen Degeneres lead the “solo” category. The results were announced by Usmagazine.

Paparazi and court therapist costumes not included. 

Halloween red carpet — who will you be?

Brad and Angelina
A survey by Kelton Research and liquor label Captain Morgan revealed the list of favorite celebrity costumes.  Number one “couple picks” are Brad and Angelina, followed by Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and David and Victoria Beckham. Oprah, Jay Leno, and Ellen Degeneres lead the “solo” category. The results were announced by Usmagazine.

Paparazi and court therapist costumes not included. 

Judge tells Britney: get a parenting coach

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The judge granted Britney 3 monitored visits a week, but only if she childproofs her home, takes weekly random drug and alcohol tests, and meets with a parenting coach (we assume courses will include “why you can’t drink vodka while breastfeeding” and “good mommies don’t flash photographers”).  

Britney’s been reported to yell at her tots, “You were both mistakes!” No, Britney, you are.

Maxim names Unsexiest Stars

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You can probably guess who made it to Maxim’s
List of ”Sexiest Celebs” — like Charlize Theron and Jessica Alba. But guess who they slammed on their “Unsexiest” list?

 Sarah Jessica Parker was declared the “least sexiest girl in a group of very unsexy women” (guess she’s not getting sex in this city). Amy Winehouse made it to No. 2 thanks to her “hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.” Sandra Oh of Grey’s Anatomy was called “boyish” while Madonna and Britney (who were once thought the sexiest women of their generation) were declared either “self-righteous” or just nuts.

Lance reveals: Justin Timberlake’s gay fantasy

NSYNC of oldFormer NSYNC bandmate Lance Bass said that Justin had admitted he wanted to do a gay part in a movie.

At the point, Lance thought almost everyone in the group was gay — including Chris Kirkpatrick, who loved hanging out with the choreographers. Talk about a classic case of projection, because who later came out of the closet?

Lance reveals: Justin Timberlake’s gay fantasy

NSYNC of oldFormer NSYNC bandmate Lance Bass said that Justin had admitted he wanted to do a gay part in a movie.

At the point, Lance thought almost everyone in the group was gay — including Chris Kirkpatrick, who loved hanging out with the choreographers. Talk about a classic case of projection, because who later came out of the closet?

Oprah apologizes to her students

Oprah and her girls

 

What’s up with the universe?  First Ellen Degeneres breaks down over an adopted pet that was seized from her possession because she gave it away to her friend. Now Oprah’s distraught, apologizing to the students of her school, who have filed complaints of sexual harassment and other abuse against administrators.

Good intentions, bad results, and a lot of public self-flagellation. We feel for you ladies, but as Dr. Phil would say, get a grip on that Messiah complex, give yourself a break, and leave the dramatics to Britney Spears.

Till death do us party!

Paris Hilton and dogs

 

I bet Santa never heard a wish like this.  Paris Hilton’s big dream is to defy death—her body preserved for a century, along with that of her dogs. She’s even invested a “huge amount” (gasp even bigger than what she spends on bags!) in the Cryonics Institute. (That’s “tech speak” for “the world’s largest freezer”).  While Cryonics may seem like the most extreme anti-aging measure ever taken by a celebrity, it’s a profound moment for Paris. She’s said that she’s tired of years of empty partying and wants to “leave her mark on the world”.  Gosh, girl, couldn’t you just have written a check for starving children?

Britney “shoots” paparazzi!

Poor Britney!

“Leave me alone, or I’ll shoot!”So Britney seems to threaten paparazzi who were hounding her and Sam Lufti at a gas station. And she did – spraying them with windshield wiper fluid.

It’s the latest tactic in the long-running chase between the popwreck and paparazzi. Oh come on, Brit, admit it. You love the attention. It’s the only camera time you’ll get after you “wiped out” your career.

Britney “shoots” paparazzi!

Poor Britney!

“Leave me alone, or I’ll shoot!”So Britney seems to threaten paparazzi who were hounding her and Sam Lufti at a gas station. And she did – spraying them with windshield wiper fluid.

It’s the latest tactic in the long-running chase between the popwreck and paparazzi. Oh come on, Brit, admit it. You love the attention. It’s the only camera time you’ll get after you “wiped out” your career.

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Wedding pictures from Pamela Anderson & Rick Salomon’s surprise wedding have finally hit the web.

Can I just say that I love the fact that Rick is sporting a knit cap!  Wow.  In the infamous words of Paris Hilton, “That’s hot!”

Photos from the hitching were published in OK! Magazine this week, showing a beaming Pam & knit cap-wearing Rick.  A redneck couple made in heaven, eh? 

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“I was very awkward with the opposite sex when I was younger. I think every kid is for a long period of time.

“The only time it changes is when alcohol comes into play, that’s what happened with me. Alcohol helps a lot with women, it smoothes things over.”

~George Clooney on drinking to talk to women

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A very happy 27th birthday going out to Nick Cannon this fine morning.

I think I will take some time to imagine how Nick is going to celebrate his special day….Hmmm, Nick, you naughty boy, that’s not where the icing goes!!!!

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Well, Britney Spears always aims to disappoint, doesn’t she?  And Brit hasn’t failed lately in that regards.

Spears was scheduled to head a backup dancer audition on Tuesday for her upcoming music video, but the singer never showed.  Interestingly, Britney pulled the same exact stunt last week, but the organizers were on top of their game this time, as they had a video recorder on hand.

Apparently all the dancers were video taped & those audition tapes will be sent to Brit who will more than likely mistake them for diapers.

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Sporting a very sexy 1920s look, Angelina Jolie was spotted on the set of her upcoming film The Changeling.

The mother of four was seen Monday without the brood or beau Brad Pitt, which was nice for a change!

I guess we know why she’s gotten so skinny…… what with the Great Depression on & everything…..

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Just back from an Italian holiday, Matthew McConaughey & his current lady love, Camila Alves, were spotted enjoying themselves in Malibu.  Oh to be a celebrity….or rich anyway….

Sunday the pair spend the day in the California sun while paddle boarding, which, by the way, doesn’t look like too much fun.  But maybe if you have hottness Matt on board, everything is fun?

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Are you ready?  It’s that lucky break you were looking for.  Today Britney Spears is holding an open casting call for dancers.  Hooray!

The chosen dancers will be performing on her new video & upcoming tour.  The audition is being held at the Millennium Dance Studio from 5pm to 9pm, so grab your pink leg warmers & head on down.  After all, Brit did marry a backup dancer, so it could be an ever luckier day than you thought…. 

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