Well folks, you are now free to freek out about the fact that good ole Hugh Hefner has picked none other than Kim Kardashian to grace the cover of Playboy’s December issue.

According to a Playboy source Kim even revealed more in the photo shoot than she had originally intended, though her body, unfortunately, is mostly draped in sheets & jewelry.

A source reveals that we won’t walk away empty-handed, however, revealing that we will indeed see “one boob & her bare butt.”  Man, couldn’t they have been a bit more romantic about the whole thing?  Boob & butt?  What about breast & ass or something?

All the same, I’ll bet these babies fly off the shelves come December.

Vanity Fair magazine’s astrologer has come out with an interesting scoop of celebrity astrological charts, I must say.

Writer Michael Lutin reveals that 25-year-old Britney Spears shares an identical chart with the late Anna Nicole Smith.  Lutin has even gone so far as to suggest that Brit might even have a similar fate to that of Anna Nicole.  In that case, watch out men, Britney has a full life of porn & babies coming just around the corner.  Oh wait, I guess she’s already done that too!

“It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever taken on,.”

“It’s the most difficult, the most rewarding and the most fun. I think this is the greatest thing I could possibly achieve, and hats off to all the parents out there.”

~Brad Pitt on parenting

Celebitchy:  So help him, Joel Madden vows to make a decent woman out of Nicole Richie- good luck with that one!  

PopSugar:  Finally, Britney Spears puts some light on the situation & sees things more clearly it would seem  

Us Weekly:   Will O.J. Simpson head to the slammer for life? 

TMZ:  Rosie O’Donnell makes a promise she can’t keep   

Filmsy:  What’s hot on DVD this week 

Do you believe her?  Angelina Jolie recently revealed to Britain’s Cosmo magazine that she has only ever had sexual relations with four men.   

The sexy star says that she never deserved her “man-eater” reputation & that she’s rather a good girl at heart.   “It was never true. I had only slept with four men in my life - and I married two of them,â€� Jolie revealed.

I think it’s interesting that Angie hasn’t really discussed how many women she has had sex with.  Maybe it’s too scary of a number.  What do you think?

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Despite the fact that Adam West isn’t really full of hot celebrity news items, I couldn’t resist wishing him a happy 79th birthday. 

Adam, you’ll always be a forever star to me, especially with every episode of “Family Guy!”

The judge in Britney Spears’ custody battle has found that ” there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney).”  RuRoh!

Judge Scott Gordon has now ruled that Brit will have ”to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol.”  Apparently the testing will occur twice a week, randomly.  RuRoh!

Looks like Britney may not get the kids after all…..

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Crazy Brit Amy Winehouse was spotted hanging out the window of her London flat.

Whether the foul-mouthed singer was drying her beehive or just waiting for the post, it’s your call.

All I can say for this Limey is that she sure needs some new shoes & good face washing!

Celebitchy:   Nicole Kidman apparently has a secret language

PopSugar:  The Kingdom comes to Los Angeles 

Us Weekly:  Poor Owen Wilson, keep that chin up!  

TMZ:  More on O.J. Simpson  

Filmsy:  Resident Evil movie review 
 

“Weeds” TV star Mary-Louise Parker has officially adopted a baby girl from Africa.  Congrats!

This new addition to the family will join Parker’s three-year-old son William & thus the protective big brother years begin.

An insider reveals that the actress is extremely happy about her new daughter, saying, “Mary-Louise is such an incredible mom.  She couldn’t be happier about this.�

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“I don’t know what makes it work. But it does. One thing that makes it work is that we’re both pretty nice. He’s not someone who’s ever going to blow up on anyone. What I mean is, if he’s ever angry with me, he doesn’t act out on it in a weird way or yell at me. And I am the same. So we handle conflict in a very loving and adult way.”

~Jennifer Garner on her relationship with hubby Ben Affleck

As if Britney Spears wasn’t already having the worst month eva, her manager up & quits on her sorry ass.

Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm has rid himself of the funk called Britney in a statement by the management company, saying, “It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears.

“We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best.”

Which basically means, “We advised Brit to actually practice for the MTV Video Music Awards instead of staying up late getting drunk & acting a fool.”

Hoping Brit gets her professional shit together, and soon!

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Beautiful Jada Pinkett Smith is celebrating her 36th birthday today!

Wonder what Jada is going to get into tonight with hubby Will Smith.  Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s naughty!

Happy b’day, Jada!  Wishing we could personally give you some of those birthday spankings!

 

Well, another day, another Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt breakup rumor, you know how those things go.

But, I wonder, with so many rumors, there might be some truth to it.  You tell me.

Amazingly Amy Winehouse has survived yet another year here on this planet & is actually celebrating her 24th birthday.

So, this Guinness goes out to Amy who we wish a very happy birthday & hopes that she’ll be around till at least next week….

A California woman is apparently suing actor Andy Garcia for stealing her husband’s life without his consent as the basis for the movie The Lost City.

Carol Lee Shulman is suing Garcia for $2.5 million for “research without permission and marketing of life’s events for profit without consent.”

Wow.  If only someone would do that to me, I could just collect & move on down to Maui.

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