Okay, ya’ll.  With Britney Spears’ attorney & Kevin Federline’s lawyer meeting up on Monday to finalize the divorce & settlement proceedings, I’m curious all over.

Who got the kids?  Spears’ lawyer asked the judge to keep the custody & child support payment under wraps, which he has agreed to, but we need to know the goods.  I guess we’ll just have to speculate.  So, who got Sean Preston & Jayden James?  You tell me!

All grown up Katie Holmes was spotted checking out Germany’s capital city’s boutiques.

Holmes flew back to Berlin after welcoming close pals David & Vicotoria Beckham to Los Angeles.  Hubby Tom Cruise is still working on filming for the movie Valkyrie in Berlin & wants to keep Holmes close by & safe, from snatchers that might help her come to her senses…

Us Weekly:  Hmm, is Kelly Osbourne on the crazy train?

TMZ:  Lane Garrison relives drunk driving crash 

People:   Usher’s fiance Tameka Foster speaks out about cancelled wedding 

HollywoodTuna:  Want some of Lucy Pinder’s cash?  You know you do! 

PopSugar:  Paris Hilton to sing in rock opera, run!!!! 

After Donald Trump made some rash statements regarding the parenting of teen queen Lindsay Lohan, her mama Dina is firing back.

“I’ve always had a great admiration for your business sense and I’ve read all your books and learned from them.

“Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact?

“I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you… so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions!”

~Dina Lohan firing back at good ole Donnie Trump

What an adorable picture moment with baby Linds & her crazy looking mom!

Matt Dallas, which-by the way- is a great celebrity name whether made up or not, proved that he does indeed have an inny belly button at ComicCon on Saturday.

Unlike his character on ABC’s “Kyle XY”, Dallas proved that not only does he have evidence of a once umbilical cord, but that he is so much hotter in person than on that ABC Family series poster! 

You can lift up your shirt for me anytime, Matt Dallas!

Well, I don’t know if anyone still wants her, but Britney crazypants Spears is once again free & clear as a Los Angeles judge has signed her divorce decree.  No going back, Brit.  You & good ole Kevin Federline can now go about your separate lives, thank god!

Britney’s attorney Laura Wasser as well as K-Fed’s lawyer showed up in court Monday to present settlement papers, I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about what transpired soon, except that Wasser made a motion to keep the custody & child support details a secret on the grounds that making the info public could possibly damage their two children Sean Preston & Jayden James.

And I’m thinking that that might mean Brit didn’t do so hot, but what do ya’ll think?

Wanna see Freddy von Anhalt naked in his Rolls-Royce?  Too late!  And I didn’t really either, but the 64-year-old does look better that one would have thought, if you ask me.

The always wacky Freddy von Anhalt, or as I like to call him- Zsa Zsa Gabor’s strange husband, claims he was stopped by three women who said they wanted a photograph with the old geezer, but instead apparently wanted to string the man of more than his pride by taking his clothes at gun point.

Interestingly, the 9th husband of 90-year-old Gabor was last in the news for claiming that he too might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannielynn Hope.  Nothing seems to work out for this fogie, now does it?

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With Lindsay Lohan basically in full-time hiding, her newest film I Know Who Killed Me is bombing at the box office.  The film opened in theaters this weekend & barely came in at #9. 

You tell me, was it really all that bad?

“I don’t have a boyfriend at the moment.”

“Tommy is, honestly, just a friend. I don’t have any time to see anyone right now.”

~Kimberly Stewart on not dating Tommy Lee

Hilary Duff send the paparazzi a very nasty look as she & her NY Islanders hockey pal Mike Comrie pull into the West Hollywood hot spot Area.  But if you’re going to visit hot spots, Hil, you have to expect that they’d be there, right?…

The duo were seen arriving at the nightclub after a long dinner with Duff’s sister Haylie at a restaurant in Brentwood.  I think this Comrie dude could be good for the Hilary.  What do you think?

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Us Weekly:  Scott Baio shoots it straight

TMZ:  Further insight into why Joe Simpson is so entirely creepy

People:  Tracey Edmonds & Eddie Murphy get themselves engaged

HollywoodTuna:  Britney Spears, the washed-up stripper

PopSugar:  Comic-Con brings out the beautiful, if not geeky, celebs

Actress Jennifer Garner & now toddler Violet, instead of baby Violet (they grow up so fast, don’t they?), were spotted doing their mommy/daughter thang.

You know, it looks like Violet is rather wondering who these people are that keep following them around with cameras.  Maybe Violet is beginning to think she’s famous.  Ahh, celebrity spawn, what will they grow up to be?  I’m thinking attorney at large for Violet, what about you?

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Actor Steve Martin & his journalist girlfriend Anne Stringfield had something up their sleeve this weekend.  Thinking they were invited to a nice weekend dinner, pals of Martin & Stringfield showed up at Martin’s Los Angeles home only to find out that it was actually a wedding!  That Steve, he’s one crazy guy…

Former Nebraska senator Bob Kerrey even presided over the ceremony, who is a friend of Martin.  The guest list included Lorne Michales, who served as best man, Tom Hanks, Diane Keaton, Eugene Levy & Carl Reiner. 

This is the second marriage for 61-year-old Martin & the first for 35-year-old Stringfield who is a former staffer for  The New Yorker magazine.  The duo have been dating for about three years.

Congrats to the happy couple!

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R&B singer Usher was almost ready to say ‘I do’ to his knocked up fiance Tameka Foster, but not quite yet.  Usher & Foster were scheduled to get married this weekend at the home of a music executive, but the singer changed his mind at the last minute without explanation.

Usher’s rep stated, “The wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond … and Tameka Foster was cancelled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected.â€�

28-year-old Usher & 37-year-old Foster were engaged this past January after more than a year of dating.  The news of the baby bump was released in June, which will be Usher’s first & Tameka’s fourth. 

The wedding that was supposed to happen on Saturday is rumored to have something to do with his ex-manager & mother Jonnetta Patton.  After Tameka came into the picture, things have never been the same for the R&B star & his mama.  Apparently Jonnetta was invited to the wedding at the last minute & could have been the cause of the abrupt cancellation.

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So, we’ve had a good decade plus some with comedian Adam Sandler.  But has his time in the spotlight grown weary?  I feel like some of you will be talking mutiny, as Sandler fans are known for their dedication.

You tell me, are you sick of the Sand?

PopSugar:  Catherine Zeta-Jones lights up the red carpet with a little red number herself 

Just Jared:  Wow, Annie even made John Mayer look hot 

Us Weekly:  Nicole Richie to finally say something about something   

TMZ:   Your life becomes a little less of something when Christian Slater says he feels your pain, Lindsay Lohan! 

Jossip:   Matt Damon has brains & hots 

After arriving at San Juan, Puerto Rico earlier this week in a very flashy outfit, Jennifer Lopez went with a more casual number as she made her way to a press junket for upcoming film El Cantante.

Lopez arrived with rodent-faced hubby Marc Anthony in New York on Wednesday to set out for more promo for their latest work.  Is it just me, or is J.Lo kinda pulling a Mariah Carey with that outfit?

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“To the 46 people accused of underage drinking [at one of his concerts]; what were you thinking? You have your whole life to engage in underage drinking. What’s the hurry?

“I didn’t start underage drinking until I was 26. Underage drinking is not an function of age, but of style. And you kids are way too young to truly appreciate the nuances of true underage drinking.”

~John Mayer

What a joker, that one…