The Christina Aguilera pregnant rumors continue.  And it looks like there was a wee little bump showing at her recent  Bangkok, Thailand concert, but then again Xtina could have been bloated that day or something…

“I can’t wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. ‘Boo hoo hoo. I’m going to jail.’ Good. Does that mean you’ll stop showing me your pusssy now?�

~Lily Allen on Lindsay Lohan

It’s summertime for us & the stars.  While I’m not likely to be able to afford Maui with Paris Hilton, maybe I can scrape together some Malibu funds.

Newly single Denise Richards was spotted Wednesday soaking up the rays with 2-year-old daughter Lola on the beaches of Malibu.  You know, whenever I see a pic of Denise, I just see a crazy person.  Anyone else suffering from this condition as well?

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While David & wifey Victoria Beckham weaved their way through London’s Heathrow airport, they turned many a head.

David, looking brightly bohemian & Victoria, looking quote Pete Doherty, could have been street performers.  I probably would drop more change into David’s hat though….

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Well, it looks like 25-year-old Britney Spears will just have to wait to tour with Girls Just Wanna Have Fun singer Cyndi Lauper. 

Earlier in the week Brit’s choreographer revealed that the two pop stars would be performing together this Saturday at the True Colors concert.

However, it looks like the last thing Britney wants to do right now is sing.  A source reveals, “There’s no way. Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync - and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It’s not happening now.”

Hmmm….what’s going on with Brit?  Why can’t see muster up the courage to sing in public these days?

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Unlike many released jailbirds, privileged incognito Paris Hilton arrived in Maui Friday afternoon.

After an hour of “work” with Larry King, Hilton flew off to the tropical location to get away from it all.  Looks like Paris & Britney Spears are still pals, as that wig looks like it came right out of the Spears wig collection….

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Wow!  Is that really George Clooney?  Man, the weight still hasn’t come off since the actor gained 35 pounds for his role three years ago in the movie Syriana.

Spotted on his boat in Lake Como, Italy, where Clooney owns a villa, George is still looking a little chubby.

You know, that’s what I need, a personal umbrella holder.  Must be nice to get out of the rain & still hold on to your Gucci bag & Starbucks.

Singer Mariah Carey was seen with her own umbrella holder by her side as she takes cover in Paris while arriving at the front door of the Hôtel de Crillon on Wednesday.

Mariah doesn’t seem to age, does she?  But then again, if we got up a little closer, we would probably start seeing beyond the inch-thick makeup…

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“I have got to tell you, if part of being a celebrity is creating a mystique about somebody, she’s destroying it every time she opens that lip-glossed mouth of hersâ€�

~Anderson Cooper’s on Paris Hilton’s Larry King interview

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During an interview with Spin magazine, I have come to the conclusion that singer Amy Winehouse is a bit of a loon. 

23-year-old Winehouse was in fine form for the interview allowing the curse words to fly, taking “long bathroom breaks” during the photo shoot where she later checked her nose with a shard from a broken mirror.

Actually during the interview, Amy decides to mutilate her stomach in honor of her hubby Blake Fielder-Civil, “she stands against the wall, flashes popping as she gently carves ‘I LOVE BLAKE’ onto her bare stomach with that shard of mirror.”

Amy discusses many topics during her interview with Spin, but I thought the topic of why she writes was given an interesting reply.

“I write songs because I’m f—ked in the head and need to get something good out of something bad…I thought, ‘F—k, I’m going to die if I don’t write down the way I feel. I’m going to f—king do myself in.’ It’s nothing spectacular,” Whitehouse reveals.

Wow.  I think Amy might just need some love & a very large teddy bear…

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Looks who’s going to be a new daddy!  Usher & his sexy fiance Tameka Foster are officially pregs & expecting their first child in the fall.

The couple just recently released this statement, “We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together.

“We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives.”

This will be the first baby daddy experience for Usher, but will actually the fourth child for Foster.  Jeepers!  The fourth?!  What has Usher done got himself into?

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Judging from this pimpley picture Britney Spears is just begging for has-been status.  I mean, come on!  A little bit of concealer would cover those bad boys up nicely.

Spears was spotted tromping to the grocery earlier this week after several hours in the recording studio.  Brit left with fresh eggs, corn flakes & some cleaning supplies.  Suicide eggy cereal in the works? 

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Don’t even think that a little minor injury will keep Hollywood sweetheart Gwyneth Paltrow from boutique shopping!

With a wee bit of assistance, even an injured Gwyn can shop at West Hollywood’s Maxfield boutique.

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“Being in the public eye, it is really hard.”

“Everyone is constantly criticizing you and picking you apart. You see these magazines and people are enjoying themselves on the beach, and people are zooming in on their cellulite. They notice everything about their body. It is mean and it is hard to stay sane.”

~Hilary Duff on posing in bikini for Shape magazine

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