ABC to replace one Rosie with another Rosie?  What’s in a name? or A Rose by any other name would smell as sweet, eh?

Loud mouth Roseanne Barr is rumored to be the leading lady to step in Rosie O’Donnell’s large shoes when she leaves talk show “The View.”

With O’Donnell on her way out in a few short months, ABC is scrambling to find a replacement.  So far, we have Joan Rivers, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathie Lee Gifford & Connie Chung in the mix.

An ABC source reveals that “they’re missing strong personalities, and that’s what they’re going to need if they want to keep it going.”  So Roseanne might just be what they are looking for.  Are they also looking for another fattie, then?

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A fair amount of celebs showed up for the Australian MTV Music Awards Sunday night.

Pink, Good Charlotte, 30 Seconds to Mars & Fergie, of course, showed up for the big event down under & even took home a statue, along with that 80s-licious banana outfit.

And a big congrats to Pink, who actually looks close to feminine!

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“I hate sleeping alone. I like being able to be in different relationships – being able to see a few people.

“I’m not really like a crazy addict. I mean – I enjoy having sex.”

~Lindsay Lohan

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Someone needs to help me out with this image of Charlize Theron. 

One, I’m kinda surprised to see the hottie is still smoking.

Two, I’m rather surprised to see Theron smoking a Granny Smith apple.

Three, I’m kinda guessing that Charlize isn’t smoking tobacco out of that green apple, are you?

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Golden stallion Owen Wilson & his lady Kate Hudson were spotted getting caught up in the action at Friday’s NBA playoff between the Golden State Warriors & the Dallas Mavericks.

Team Wilson & Hudson look just as adorable as they did last week when the couple were seen out & about in Greewich Village celebrating Hudson’s 28th birthday.

Wonder how long this team will last….

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The artist that brought you a Britney Spears giving birth sculpture is now bringing in their dead.  Daniel Edwards has finished his most recent celebrity work, the ”Paris Hilton Autopsy” number.  Man, this guy sure does like to get attention with these celebs, doesn’t he?

The life-size clay Paris Hilton, with little Tinkerbell by her side, was created by Edwards to counter “the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood’s girls gone wild.”

Whose lesson is sure to hit home, as Hilton’s “removable innards” are laid out on a coroner’s table.  So, next time you hear of a Hollywood DUI, just think about this cold, naked & dead Paris Hilton & then wonder, which Paris is the real one?….

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Sexpot Colin Farell was recently spotted in Italy romancing a shapely woman at a cliff-side hotel. 

Colin & the mystery woman were seen in Positano at the Il San Pietro hotel, walking finger to finger it would seem.

Ahh, Colin, what are you up to these days?

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“I learned a lot about women through my wife, actually, so I was a bit of a late bloomer in that respect. I’ve always really loved the company of women, I quite often find them more interesting. Men spend a lot of time playing games with bravado and bullshit whereas I think women can be far more honest.”

~Eric Bana

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As we reported on Wednesday, Rosie O’Donnell plans to leave “The View” at the end of the season, citing a disagreement on contract terms.

Well, it looks like Rosie put that lightly.  Apparently O’Donnell pulled the number, 10 million out of her wide ass to ABC.  Hilariously, Rosie asked the broadcasting network for $10 million for her continued talk show hosting for a year.   Wow, what, did she not really want to go back on the show & decided to pull out a big one they could never agree to?

Interestingly, ABC was willing to negotiate, countering Rosie’s $10 million for one year, for $3o million for three years.  But O’Donnell didn’t budge one bit, only wanting to do one more year of the show. 

Hmm, anyone up for giving me $30 million for co-hosting “The View” is more than welcome!

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On Thursday, hottiepants Josh Hartnett took a break while shooting a scene for August in New York.

Hartnett is playing the role of one of two brothers who were working on Wall Street a month before 9/11.

You just have to love Josh.  Whenever he’s spotted out & about by the pap, he always gets this sexy look of disdain on his face, as if that’s going to help matters.

I love it, don’t you?

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Sunday night was probably filed under ‘worst night eva’ for Sandra Bullock & her motorcycle enthusiast hubby Jesse James.  Late Sunday evening, a fan of James’ almost killed him after an attack at the couple’s home in Orange County.

Police are revealing that Bullock & James’ 10-year-old child, could only look on as Marcia Valentine ”attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes.”  Thankfully, Jesse was never hit by the vehicle.

The cops are also stating that Valentine also ”laid in the driveway and wouldn’t move.”

The Orange County sheriff’s department responded to the scene, but Valentine had left before they arrived.  Shortly after the incident, Marcia was located & is now being held on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, death by Mercedes I assume.

Bullock & James’ rep just recently stated, ”The incident did occur. Both Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are fine and it is now in the hands of the authorities.”

Jeez, talk about a ‘I”m your number one fan’ kinda thing.

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Earlier we showed you the upcoming May issue of Nylon magazine in which Lindsay Lohan graces the cover.

Now on to the good stuff, the part where LL just can’t stop talking about little ole her. 

Here’s why Lindsay still goes out & proof that she’s a little crazy ’cause she’s afraid to be by herself:

“This is why it’s such a big deal, and why I get so worried… I’m at the point where…oh my God…I’m going to go out! I work hard enough and I know how to take care of myself. I don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow. I will say, though, that it’s so much harder to stay sober in New York. Though it’s hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone.â€�

On Wonderland:

“I just think that the people [at Wonderland] weren’t used to me. They’ve had other celebrities there, just never as hardcore as me….The people there didn’t get why when we would go to meetings, instead of being in the back of the car I would be like ‘I think I should drive, because they are going to chase you and it’s going to be scary and we might get in an accident and we don’t need that.’”

On the infamous pap:

“I get embarrassed about the paparazzi if I’m in a chic restaurant, or when I was in the AA meetings. I felt very disrespectful because those people are doing that for themselves and it’s no one elses’ business. But that was the only time it was embarrassing–other times, I obviously like it I wouldn’t ever want them to not take my picture. I’d be worried. I’d be like, ‘Do people not care about me?’”
These are just a few of the many wonderful quotes from LL in Nylon this month. They must be psyched they scored such a great post-rehab interview.

And there you have it, the inner workings of one Lindsay Lohan.  A little scarey in there, isn’t it?

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