Victoria Posh Beckham & handsome hubbypants David Beckham stepped out in London with matching dos.  And we don’t like it.

They rather remind us of The Shining twins, don’t they?  I mean, come on!  Next will we be seing a hard-nippled David walking the streets of New York City?  Well, maybe that wouldn’t be so bad….

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“I’m not really a drinker…I think it’s gross. I really don’t like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it’s very inappropriate and I don’t like it…I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, ooh, you’re really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public.”

~Gwyneth Paltrow

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TMZ:   Not even her own peeps like Jennifer Lopez 

Just Jared:  Check out this awesome Ocean’s 13 movie trailer  

Holly Scoop:  Is socialite Paris Hilton really headed for the slammer?  

Celebitchy:  Paula Abdul doesn’t like a whole lotta hair it would seem… 

Perez Hilton:  Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck are still one of the cutest couples eva  

Filmsy:  Actor Richard Gere was a tard, is a tard & will forever be a tard 

Hollywood Tuna:  An open letter to Victoria Posh Beckham’s nipples 

Good ole Britney Spears was spotted out & about Thursday night at the Bridge restaurant.  Spears hit the town soon after signing divorce settelment papers with estranged husband Kevin Federline.

Although details of the agreement have not been released, it looks like Brit had something to celebrate last night.  But maybe she was celebrating the fact that she doesn’t have to raise those kids of hers after all……

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Wow, have you seen the now infamous profanity-ridden video of actress Lily Tomlin & director David O. Russell on the set of the I Heart Huckabees film?  It’s absolutely fabulous, check it out here.

Anyhoo, the rumors have been circulating, as one would imagine, how this particular vid could have been leaked to us, the public at large.  And guess who the finger is now pointing to?  George Clooney!

Sexypant Clooney has been spotlighted for leaking the Lily Tomlin video due to his history of pranks.  But the Cloonster is quite clear to say that he isn’t the one.  In a statement to various media outlets, Clooney pens,

“Contrary to popular opinion, neither the sound man, Ed Tise, nor yours truly sent in the David O. Russell tape. I saw it when we were working on Ocean’s 12, and there have been quite a few copies traveling around town for the last couple of years. Any rumor that either of us put it on the Internet is simply false. And I’d offer a million bucks to anyone who would prove otherwise.

Your fan,
George Clooney”

OK.  For a million bucks I can prove the Pope poops in the woods.  I can prove anything for that amount of money, George.  Well, I better get started on that fake confession…

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Thursday was a big day for Britney Spears & estranged hubby Kevin Federline.  After a five-hour long meeting, it looks like the duo have reached as well as signed a divorce agreement. 

“All parties signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning their marriage and custody of their two children,” a spokesman for K-Fed revealed.

We’re not clear on the details of the agreement as of yet, $1 million agreement as well as 50/50 custody have been leaked but not verified.

But you tell me, do you think Brit is a good enough mother to have full custody of sons Sean Preston & Jayden James?

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So, we’re going to have to seduce Johnny Depp & take him to a cave and make him ours, that much is clearly obvious.  But, how are we going to manage the specifics?

You tell me: what is the best idea you’ve had for making Kentucky boy Johnny Depp fall head over heels for you?

Don’t be shy, now.  I know you have about ten ideas each hour on how to arrange this romance….  No body can make us purr more than the Deppster.

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“I don’t mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you’re Barbara Streisand.â€�

~Courtney Love

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Following a health scare with his 4-year-old daughter Lily-Rose, hottiepants Johnny Depp has returned to the London set of the thriller musical Sweeney Todd.

Depp will be taking on the role again of the crazed barber of Fleet Street while we look on & wonder how we’re going to try to get in his pants next….

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TMZ:  Star Jones celebrates her birthday with arm flaps  

Just Jared:  The Kate Moss collection, coming to a TJ Maxx near you more likely   

Holly Scoop:   Diddy is reportedly obsessed with David Beckham, aren’t we all….. 

Celebitchy:  Katie Holmes sick of living with Tom Cruise’s mama

Perez Hilton:   Lindsay Lohan will always be the retarded girl from high school to me 

Filmsy:  Suicide prevention groups not happy with Wristcutters movie ads

Hollywood Tuna:  Halle Berry shows off her assets, again 

Britney Spears has been checked back into the hospital, but don’t worry it’s not Promises rehab center again.

Nope, the pop princess has gone back to hospital to get one of her molars looked at, as it is giving the singer quite a bit of pain.

Spears checked into Century City Hospital once again Wednesday evening & was released later that night.

I am sure all of us everywhere are hoping that Brit’s molar continues to pain her, I mean that her molar desists with this irritating discomfort.

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The former editor of Jane magazine, Jane Pratt, is coming out of her Drew Barrymore closet, per say.

On her new radio show, Pratt revealed that she & Barrymore were once little sex kittens.  While doing the rounds on Howard Stern’s show back in the day Howard once asked her if she had ever had sex with a woman before.

Jane was a little more shy than she is now & merely stated, “Yes.”  But would only answer that the lady was famous that she had fun with, when pushed by Stern to reveal the name of her partner.

Now there is a different Jane in the house who recently stated, “One of my dreams is to return to Howard’s show and tell him the truth about Drew Barrymore and me.”

“It was someone famous,” Jane revealed on her show.

“I did have sex with Drew Barrymore.”

Hmmmm, spicy.  I wonder what Drew thinks about Jane coming out about this now…

You tell me, is a Drew Barrymore & Jane Pratt pairing kinda hot or kinda not?

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According to Celebitchy, blonde due Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson may be on some shaky ground.

Even though the couple have been spotted recently out in the public’s eye in Australia where Hudson is still filming for Fool’s Gold with Matthew McConaughey, the blondes may have hit a patch of trouble.

 Here’s the scoop from In Touch:

“Just when it seemed as if if Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson were getting serious, things have started to fall apart, and insiders are blaming Owen. Over the past few weeks, the 38-year-old has been seen out with an ex in LA, participated in a seedy bar brawl with longtime pal Woody Harrelson and went on a jaunt to Hawaii - without Kate.

According to insiders, Kate, 27, has found a strong shoulder to cry on: Matthew McConaughey’s. Kate’s troublesome romance has drawn her and Matthew, 37, together.”

Blonde on blonde action all the same!  I’m not sure who I would prefer Kate to settle with, though I’m still not betting it would be one of these shaggies.

What do you think:  Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson OR Kate Hudson & Matthew McConaughey?

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I can’t say this album was highly anticipated by the masses, because most of us don’t even know who Belgian Tony Parker is, but the San Antonino Spur recently released a rap album the likes of which no one really liked.

“Desperate Housewives” actress Eva Longoria cheered her fiance on as he released his very first (and last) rap album this week.  Unfortunately ”Balance-toi” was not the rap album of the year.

Parker basically brags (more than most) about his lavish life in a semi-rappish style, much to the chagrin of these ears of mine.  The only thing going for Tony with his new album, is that most of the lyrics are in French.  For some handy dandy (& a little scary) translations of his rhymes, check out the Village Voice. 

We all just think that Parker should stick to the things he knows best:  marrying older & uglier women and playing ball.

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I wonder what Kurt would think…..

Former Hole frontwoman Courtney Love was spotted at Maui’s Kea Lani Resort earlier this week showing off a very noticeable new figure.  Looks like Love could even compete in the boxing ring from the looks of it. 

42-year-old Love has apparently lost 45 pounds since December.  Wonder if this has anything to do with that nude photo shoot?

Anyhoo, the singer has been melting away by drinking the famed Isopure diet shakes for the past four months.  Love is also combining more fish, steamed veggies, waving off the carbs & doing loads of yoga.

“She’s feeling like a different person,” reveals an insider.

Apparently Courtney is planning on losing 55 pounds altogether.  Yeah, I guess these folks aren’t happy until they work off their breasts as well.

You tell me, Do you like Courtney’s new look or is it a little on the too skinny side of things?

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No matter what happens to this Wednesday, you can rest assured that at least you finally look better than supermodel Heidi Klum.

Momma Klum was spotted out with her 4-month-old son Johan at The Grove in Los Angeles.  While Johan is definitely stylin’, his mother on the other hand looks like a grease factory fell on her head.

Someone should kidnap Klum & take her somewhere she can get back to her normal hot self!

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