Just as split couple Orlando Bloom & Kate Bosworth wave goodbye to you this weekend, so too must I fly to the snowy part of the woods. 

Well folks, it’s skiing/snowboarding time for me & sadly I’m going to have to pull up roots & head to the powdery side of things.

I shall miss you immensely, but never fear, I will check in over the long week & will especially keep you updated on Oscar night 2006.

So long & thanks for all the fish!  See you soon.

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Who will be going home with an Academy Award this Sunday night?  Will Penelope Cruz or Helen Mirren win the Best Actress Oscar?  Will the independent Little Miss Sunshine win out over Eastwood’s war film, Letters from Iwo Jima?  You tell me who will be taking home an award at the 2006 Oscars.

Here are the listing of the top Oscar awards.  Write in & tell me who you’re betting on.

Best Picture Oscar Nominees: 

• Babel
• The Departed
• Letters from Iwo Jima
• Little Miss Sunshine
• The Queen 

Best Actor Oscar Nominees: 

• Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond
• Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson
• Peter O’Toole, Venus
• Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
• Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland 

Best Actress Oscar Nominees: 

• Penélope Cruz, Volver 
• Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal
• Helen Mirren, The Queen
• Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
• Kate Winslet, Little Children

Best Supporting Actor Oscar Nominees:

• Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine
• Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children
• Djimon Hounsou, Blood Diamond
• Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
• Mark Wahlberg, The Departed

Best Supporting Actress Oscar Nominees: 

• Adriana Barraza, Babel
• Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal
• Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine
• Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls 
• Rinko Kikuchi, Babel

Best Director Oscar Nominees: 

• Babel, Alejandro González Iñárritu
• The Departed, Martin Scorsese
• Letters from Iwo Jima, Clint Eastwood
• The Queen, Stephen Frears
• United 93, Paul Greengrass 

Now it’s your turn.  Comment in on who you think will leave Sunday night’s Oscar ceremony with an Academy Award.

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You don’t know how badly I wanted to put the uncensored (un-Mr.-T) Daniel Radcliffe naked picture on the front page, but you just have to be sensitive about these kind of things, wangs I mean.

TheSuperficial got their sticky little fingers on a copy of Harry Potter’s Daniel Radcliffe’s wang.  See uncensored image here.  Impressed?  Yeah, me not to much either.

So, now we’ve seen just about everything of Daniel Radcliffe.  We’ve seen his naked, bare ass & now the other side of things.  Praise be to the English play “Equus” for allowing all this to happen in the first place.

Thanks again to TheSuperficial for the nude image & scoop.

 

Actress & Justin Timberlake lover Jessica Biel certainly doesn’t look nervous about this weekend’s Oscar Awards ceremony.  Actually, Biel looks quite at home with her pooch.

The Illusionist actress was spotted hanging out with her dog the other day while maintaining that wonderful figure of hers.  I guess Jess doesn’t have much to worry about, since she’s just an Oscars presenter, still she could one day be holding one of those babies for her own work, though I kinda doubt it.

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Jossip:  A few good reasons to watch the Academy Awards this year

Defamer:  Are you excited about Oscar night 2006? 

The Superficial:  God, you better run if you see Britney Crazypants Spears coming towards you & your car with a damn umbrella, she’s a crazy woman that girl 

Bosh:  Dammit, once & for freeking all, is Christina Aguilera pregnant?  

TMZ:   Guess who’s wigging out again?  Yep, good ole Britney Crazypants Spears 

Just Jared:  Wentworth Miller gets beat up.  By a girl perhaps?  We can only be so lucky…  

Us Weekly:    Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis gives his crotch a little something to talk about

Perez Hilton:   Why the hell isn’t Claire Danes in France already? 

PITNB:  Britney Crazypants Spears gives rehab another go.  Will this one be the one to help the poor pop princess out? 

Page Six:  Sexypants Kim Kardashian speaks out about steamy celebrity sex tape, who want’s a listen?    

Socialite’s Life:  Finally decided, Anna Nicole Smith to be buried in the Bahamas with son Daniel 

 

Well, Lindsay Lohan is showing us all up, especially Britney Crazypants Spears.  After recently returning back to society after a stint in rehab herself, Lohan has been getting to the good stuff in life.

LL has been enjoying some puppy shopping as well as a return to the nightlife on Wednesday.  Teen queen Lohan was spotted hitting the Hollywood lounged Winston’s where she reportedly hung out with LL pals & had herself a water on the rocks.

How long will Lindsay be able to keep up the water act in clubs is really the main question here.  I’ll give this new clean act a month, tops.  What about you, how long do you give Lindsay Lohan to stay clean in Hollywoodland?

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Well folks, according to Celebitchy we finally have some fresh news on Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s next adoption.  It looks like it’s a boy!

Apparently Jolie & Pitt have started the legal proceedings to adopt a Vietnamese boy.  According to press reports, the hot couple have already begun to file the paperwork for the young child.

This new addition to the Jolie-Pitt family will have to find his own among their already established children, 5-year-old Maddox, 2-year-old Zahara & 9-month-old Shiloh.

“A source in Vietnam tells US Weekly the couple have filed papers with the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City, which they visited in November.

The pair have long been vocal about their desire to raise more international children.

Their son Maddox was born in Cambodia, while daughter Zahara was born in Ethiopia.

Jolie said recently, “If we’re going to have 10 kids, we’d like to raise them while we’re young.â€�”

Yes, if you’re going to have 10 damn children, you need to get it over with while you’re still in your right mind.  I do have to hand it to the Jolie-Pitts, it’s nice to have a family out there trying to raise a tribe for the rest of us.  Go team Jolie-Pitt, I say!

You tell me- Could you handle having 10 kids in the house?

Thanks to Celebitchy for the scoop & the awesome image.

 

“I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.”

~Britney ”Crazypants” Spears

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Apparently Anna Nicole Smith was a pink, fluffy pillow for man Howard K. Stern who currently has to borrow money from his parents to live.

In the recent court hearing, Smith revealed that Anna Nicole paid for his way while she was living.  So, that’ show K. Stern was able to tolerate the blonde’s rants & ramblings….

Smith dished out cash for Howard’s travel expenses, rent, meals, spending money, you name it Anna Nicole probably paid for it.  Stern said he made approximately “$60,000 - $70,000″ in the year 2002, but has had to borrow money from his parents to pay his way after Anna Nicole’s unexpected death.  But there may be a silver lining for Stern, given that silver lining isn’t in prison for murder, Howard K. confessed that he will probably make about 6% of Anna’s share of J. Howard Marshall’s (Smith’s former & deceased husband) estate.

When asked about Anna Nicole’s drug use, Howard so eloquently stated that she took drugs for depression, saying,“It’s not like Anna was medicated all the time. It’s not like she couldn’t talk.â€�

Ummm, has Howard K. Stern seen any of those spaced-out videos of Anna Nicole?  You, like, kinda need a spacecadet interpreter to understand what the hell Anna Nicole Smith is trying to talk about.  What a big loserpants.

You tell me- Is there a good bone in Howard K. Stern’s body?

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Guess who’s back in rehab?  If you guessed Mel Gibson, you’re heart’s in the right place, but the answer is wrong.  Britney crazypants Spears thought she would give rehab a second third chance.

Remember that emergency custody hearing we reported about yesterday that was suppose to happen Thursday morning thanks to estranged husband Kevin Federline?  Well, it looks like that was actually postponed since 25-year-old Britney decided to return to Promises Malibu Treatment Center by Wednesday night.  Maybe this third swing into rehab will be the one that will stick.  Quick, someone throw honey all over Brit so she’ll be too sticky to leave Promises again!

According to gossip giant TMZ, this is supposedly Spears’ last chance to get her damn life together.  If Brit decides to take off from rehab once more before actually completing the treatment (which usually lasts longer than 24 hours), 28-year-old K-Fed will be able to seek unquestioned full custody of their children, 17-month-old Sean Preston & 5-month-old Jayden James.  The inpatient rehab program is generally around 30 to 45 days long.

According to Federline’s attorney, ”There was never a hearing officially scheduled and there’s not going to be a hearing today from what I understand. Kevin remains a very focused father.”

A public information director for the Los Angeles Superior Court, stated that there had been “an inquiry” made to the court clerk Wednesday, but did not confirm who had made the inquiry.

“The person who made the inquiry was told they would be accommodated.  However, nothing was ever officially filed,” the director stated.

A team Federline insider revealed that just because Spears entered rehab, doesn’t necessarily mean that K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, won’t get into the custody battle with armor on, saying, ”Mark Vincent Kaplan is no shrinking violet.”

In the meantime, good ole crazypants Brit apparently turned up at K-Fed’s house Wednesday night where she rang the doorbell three times, but was not let inside the home.  Reportedly Britney then stormed off, to later be found reporting in at Promises rehab center with her bodyguard along.

Whew!  What a crazy ride this has been.  Let’s see if Britney can’t spend at least two nights in the rehab center.  I’m really rooting for Brit to do it right this time.  We’re pulling for you, crazypants.  Stay strong.

You tell me- How long do you think that Britney Spears can stay in Promises rehab center this go-round?

Thanks to Us Weekly for the scoop & the crazypants Spears image.

 

Wowzers, this has been a big week for socialite Nicole Richie.  Not only is the sillyhead pleading not guilty to that DUI charge back in December, she is also looking for a place to shack up with current boyfriend Joel Madden from Good Charlotte.

On Tuesday Richie entered a plea of not guilty on a charge from December of driving under the influence.  I’m not so sure that was a smart move, especially after those pictures surfaced.  We’ll have to watch this one & see how it turns out.

On top of making bad legal decisions, Richie has decided to move in with her current boy toy, Joel Madden, who she has been dating for just a little over three months.  Great job in sticking together that long, you two lovebirds!

Apparently Richie & Madden are looking for homes in Los Angeles where the two can spend more time together. 

An insider states, ”Nicole hasn’t moved in with him yet…but they are looking at places.”

Well, wishing the happy couple luck as the search for the perfect welcome mat.

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Well, it took some work, but I managed to find a picture of skinnypants Angelina Jolie smiling.  Angelina Jolie & her 2-year-old daughter Zahara were spotted Tuesday checking out the first day of Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

Jolie, Brad Pitt & family recently moved to New Orleans’ French Quarter, where Ang & Z are assumingly watching the parades from their private balcony.  What a great mother/daughter moment this was!  Angelina has a real smile on her face, though Zahara doesn’t seem to know what to make of the festivities & Ang’s horrible forehead veins are almost unnoticeable.  Almost, but not quite.

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At a hearing Wednesday regarding Anna Nicole Smith’s death many, many things were revealed.  First there was the Howard K. Stern murder accusation, then there was testimony on unmarked graves, methadone during pregnancy & tears galore. 

Virgie Arthur, Anna Nicole Smith’s mother, held the record for tears shed as she broke down while giving testimony about Anna Nicole.  Virgie made a bold statement about Smith & her son Daniel’s death, saying, “My grandson did not overdose. Howard was there when Daniel died and Howard was there when my daughter died. And he has my granddaughter now and I’m scared for her life.â€�

Arthur went on to say, “I said to Anna on national TV when Danny died, ‘You’re going to be next. Please be careful of what and who is around you.�

Besides being blindsided by a murder accusation, Howard K. Stern had a tough day in court.  The judge presiding over Anna Nicole’s case repeatedly asked the attorney about Smith’s use of methadone during her pregnancy with Dannielynn, his supposed role in supplying the drug as well as his role in profiting from her death.

“Anna kept her medication stocked in two drawers in the bathroom,� Stern stated for the judge.

When asked about whether Anna Nicole tried to quit using methadone during her pregnancy, Stern stated, “I talked to her about it, and she cut down. But when Anne made a decision, she was pretty clear on it. I don’t think the drugs influenced her decisions.�

Howard, worried about what he might say, said to the judge, “We’re jumping the gun here.�

Which the judge promptly answered, saying, “I am jumping the gun here. I have a gun to my head. I have to decide by Friday at noon.�

Wow, instead of a real case this sounds more like some intense courtroom showdown TV mini series, doesn’t it?  Only Anna Nicole Smith could have died & left this kind of legal maze behind.

You tell me- Are you further convinced that Howard K. Stern killed Anna Nicole Smith?

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Well, it looks like the rumors were well-founded.  Britain’s Prince Harry will be going off to Iraq to command a tank unit.  Not such good news for a Thursday, I don’t imagine. 

CNN revealed today that the third in line for the English throne, after father Charles & brother William, will be deployed to Iraq with his Royals & Blues regiment.  Prince Harry is to be stationed near the southern city of Basra.  Seems like you would want to keep where ole Harry boy will be a little more hush-hush, I image he will be quite a tasty target for insurgents.

Once upon a time British officials had indicated that they would try to keep 22-year-old Harry out of the war, but it looks like he’s going all the same.  Apparently it was Harry himself that stated he did not want preferential treatment, saying he would be happy to die just as well as anyone else I suppose.

On his 21st birthday, Prince Harry stated, “There is no way I am going to put myself through Sandhurst [Royal Military Academy] and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for their country.”

According to Britain’s Press Association, Harry is “over the moon” about going off to Iraq.  Jeez Louise, is Harry stupid?  Must be.

A spokesman for Prince Harry offered these words, “We can confirm today that Prince Harry will deploy to Iraq later this year in command of a troop from ‘A Squadron’ of the Household Cavalry Regiment.

“Whilst in Iraq Cornet Wales (Harry’s regimental title) will carry out a normal troop commander’s role, involving leading a troop of 12 men in four Scimitar armored reconnaissance vehicles, each with a crew of three.

“The decision to deploy him has been a military one… The royal household has been consulted throughout.”

Well, much luck to the boy who one reporter stated, ”has become the number one target for insurgents.”

We all wish Prince Harry & everyone else involved in Iraq safety.

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Jossip:   Where, oh where, is “American Idol” going this year? 

Defamer:  Ha!  The Oscars’ red carpet abandons rehab after 24 hour stint   

The Superficial:  OMG!  Boob city ahead!  Beware, you may never come back in one piece. 

Bosh:   Batty Nicole Richie pleads not guilty to DUI for some silly reason 

TMZ:  New Anna Nicole Smith video, getting down & dirty with methadone

Just Jared:  Andre Agassi proves that being a tennis player can get you a date with Steffi Graf   

Us Weekly:  Trista & Ryan Sutter expecting first baby together, a happy congrats all around for the happy couple  

Perez Hilton:  Orlando Bloom opts for the homeless man hairdo, kinda works for him I guess 

PITNB:  Britney crazypants Spears does it again.  Oops. 

Page Six:  Mel Gibson is a big tard & will forever be a big tard   

Socialite’s Life:   Newly single Hugh Grants gets invited to ex-girlfriend Elizabeth Hurley’s wedding 

 

“I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I work a lot and he doesn’t.”

~Liev Schreiber 

As we all know by now, Britney crazypants Spears has left Malibu’s Promises Treatment Center, after less than 24 hours in the rehab facility.  This is the second damn time that Brit has entered rehab & then left after under a day of treatment.  Well, at least estranged husband Kevin Federline & team K-Fed have the two kids covered. 

Jeez, predicting crazypants’ next move is like hitting a dart board covered in an L.A. map.  Brit might go shave her head at a shabby salon, she might go get some more tattoos, she might go into another rehab center or Britney might even visit some high-powered attorneys on Wednesday.

Yep, that’s just what Spears did after leaving the Promises rehab center.  25-year-old Spears was spotted at the law offices of high-powered attorneys Tarlow & Berk, the same duo that represented Mel Gibson on that DUI last year.  And believe you me, you really don’t want to have a lot in common with the Gibson, am I right?  Britney was seen sitting in the passenger seat of a blue Mercedes outside the office talking on her cell phone, while her cousin Allie Sims was apparently sobbing quite visibly.

One eyewitness to the scene stated, “Brit smoked cigarettes and talked on the phone while Allie had tears streaming down her face. Brit just has a blank look on her face.”

Apparently after all the crying was done & the cell phone had lost its apparent appeal, Spears left the law office around 2pm yesterday, where she was driven & dropped off at the Hotel Bel Air, on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip.  Yeah, that’s a great place to avoid the public eye.  Take Brit to the Hotel Bel Air.  Great idea.

A team Spears member stated that Brit is not doing so hot & is wearing the same pants she’s had on since Sunday, saying, “Britney has worn the same brown jeans since Sunday, because she has no credit cards or cash. She is basically on the run at the moment.

Which kinda makes me wonder how she’s going to take care of the bill at the Bel Air… 

Poor old gal, Britney needs some serious help & I’m quite serious myself about that citizen’s arrest I mentioned earlier.  If you see Brit, arrest the damn crazypants woman & take her to the nearest looneybin where she can get the help she so obviously needs. 

At this point, I just don’t think I can see a comeback album, but maybe good ole Brit can pull it off.  Any way you look at it, the Britney Spears sensation is losing its appeal.

You tell me- Is there hope for Britney Spears regaining a hold on reality as well as on her career?

Thanks to Us Weekly for the scoop & the crazypants image.