Tom Cruise and Katie, I mean Kate, Holmes’ baby daughter Suri made her first public debut.  And it looks like people have lived to tell the tale about the tail.

Reportedly Suri, along with her parents TomKat, attended a party thrown by Hollywood pals Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith.

The four-month-old was the center of attention & a partygoer has stated that, “Suri is a beautiful baby with no deformities that I could see.”

Since there have been no photographs released of the Suri child since her birth April 18, we’ve all been speculating on the bifurcated tail & horns theory.

I guess we’ll all have to wait for that Vanity Fair layout.  But then PhotoShop can do wonders for tails & horns….

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There’s a video circulating about starring Britney Spears as we’ve never seen her before.  Click on pic for video.

Feast your eyes upon Britney Spears + alcohol or drugs- you let me know which.

The video, or rather Brit, speaks for itself, all I have to say is this, “Have you ever seen back to the future?  Is that possible- to time travel speed?”

Amazing & hilarious.  A must see!  Three thumbs up!

Superfly socialite Nicole Richie appears to be running from death, though I doubt the girl can run much longer.  I’m not sure Nicole could even handle five minutes on the treadmill & it would be a ghastly sight all the same hearing her bones rub against bones.

Despite Richie’s fever for trying to gain weight, The Simple Life, star seems to be doing quite the opposite.  Anytime now that bikini is going to slink down & I’m not sure who’s going to be happy about that one.

Dammit- someone give the poor girl a Big Mac.

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New York City’s Delacorte Theater has never seen the like.  Just minutes into Bertolt Brecht’s plat Mother Courage and Her Children, theatergoers had had enough.

Earlier this week fans got a sneak preview of the play starring Meryl Streep & Kevin Kline & they didn’t like what they peeked.  Despite many patrons waiting in line for hours to see the show, some became so bored during the long production they simply walked out.  Ouch, that’s gotta sting a bit. 

The New York Post reports that around 100 members of the 1,892-strong audience left early, with one member saying, “Meryl is brilliant, but the play itself is boring, tortuous–it needs judicious cutting.

“A number of people left after 20 minutes. Many didn’t return after intermission and then, three hours in, during a long song by Kevin Kline, they were pouring out.”

Arlee Kriv, the show’s publicist, was indignant of any cuts, saying, “The show is what it is–a long show.”

Kline took over the role of The Cook from Christopher Walken, who dropped out last month because he was able to recognize a sinking ship when he saw one.

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The cat’s out of the bag.  Beauty Scarlett Johansson & Josh Harnett are reportedly, officially shaking up.  It looks like the two have purchased a $6 million loft in New York in the coveted Tribeca area.

Despite claims from Hartnett’s publicist that Johansson & Harnett are not moving in together, a real estate insider confirmed that the duo had been hunting for a home in trendy Tribeca.  Scarlett, her father & Josh were also spotted in a nearby coffee shop discussing floor plans. 

Apparently the loft purchase comes with a few conditions, the love birds have asked that the bedrooms be soundproofed.  Hmmmm, must be for all that tantric sex they have.  I wonder what her father made of that piece of info…

Real estate insider reveals, ”They asked that we change the design to include extra insulation between the bedrooms of the penthouse and the unit next door.”

The condo/loft boasts three bedrooms, two bathrooms and two balconies.

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Well, it looks like you just need to be a muscle-bound, one-syllable-word-toting Austrian or a big-busted, empty-headed blonde porn star to run for California governor. 

Porn “actress”, when did we start calling them actresses?, Mary Carey has officially announced that she (and her two, large pillowy pals) will be running against Arnold Schwarzenegger in November’s California governor election.  Hooray.  I cant wait for the campaign slogans & pics. 

Boobsville Sorority Girls star Carey, who famously lost to Schwarzenegger in the 2003 election has altered her image a bit to be taken more seriously.

So far the porn actress has gathered only 40 of the 164,000 signatures required for her to register as an independent candidate. But that doesn’t deter Carey in the least who is confident that her campaign slogan, ’Finally, a politician you want to be screwed by’, will be well-received by voters.  Yeah, I think my grandma is really into that kinda stuff.

She says, “I think I’m more serious now. As you can see I’m dressed more seriously. I’ve got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously.”

Wow.  What a winner.  She really has gone to a lot of trouble to get her hands on, so to speak, the California governorship- getting 40 signatures, accessing un-used brain cells to come up with a rather cute, if not crass, slogan & adding brown highlights.  I tell you- where does the girl find the time?

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The Superficial:  Paris Hilton is a real person

It looks like alcohol relapses are the in thing these days.  Following in Mel Gibson’s footsteps, actor & comedian Robin Williams has gone public with his latest battle with alcoholism.

After tabloids reported that Williams had checked into a rehabilitation facility last month for a drinking binge, Robin came out of the drunk closet & said he had started drinking again while filming The Big White in Alaska two years ago. I can understand that, it was a terrible film.

Williams’ publicist says, ”After 20 years of sobriety, Robin Williams found himself drinking again and has decided to take proactive measures to deal with this for his own well-being and the wellbeing of his family.

“He asks that you respect his and his family’s privacy during this time. He looks forward to returning to work this fall to support his upcoming film releases.”

And we all look forward to Robin’s anti-Semite remarks. 

You know, I don’t think I would be able to tell a drunk Robin Williams to a sober one.

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Well, I couldn’t take my eyes off this one.  And it wasn’t because John Travolta looks juicy & hot, actually he looks like a mischievous fat, hairy troll who is making fart jokes.

I’m not saying that Travolta was ever very sexy, but this one sure does turn the blood cold.  This pic, should you choose to let your eyes rest upon such a tremendously awful image, is of Travolta between takes of a skinny-dipping scene from his upcoming Wild Hogs film previously posted. 

OMG!  There’s more to come?  And possible Travolta nudity.  Run, hide your children & prepare to brave the hairy storm.  Eww & gross.

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Adding to the ongoing list of celebrity couples who have fallen prey to the curse of MTV, rocker Travis Barker & wife Playboy Playmate Shanna Moakler are ending their marriage after only two years.  The stars of Meet the Barkers are third in a recent line of MTV star breakups.

The new split comes just four weeks after Dave Navarro & Carmen Electra came out with the news bulletin that they were “amicably separating”.  Navarro & Electra chronicled their 2004 nuptials in the ‘Till Death Do Us Part series.  And just eight months after Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey announced their official separation.

Barker’s publicist stated, “I can confirm that Travis filed this morning.” The publicist also confirmed the filing when contacted by Reuters.

Moakler’s eyes were on his children saying, “My only concern right now is for the welfare and best interests of my children.”

I’m thinking this new pirate movie could work:  Pirates of the Hollywood Hills:  The Curse of MTV.

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Playboy’s playboy Hugh Hefner has laughed off rumors that he suffered a mild stroke over the weekend, insisting that he’s as healthy as ever & inferring that the man has taken more than a few sips from the fountain of youth.

The 80-year-old Hefner was reported to have been recovering from a mini-stroke, but his rep Rob Hilburger says Hugh is doing just fine.

Hilburger states, “That’s completely untrue.”

Hefner says, “We had a lingerie party Saturday night and I went up a little early because (girlfriend) Holly (Madison) had a cold.

“I am in very good health. I’ve never felt better.”

The man is still going to be kicking around & kissing 20-year-old women when he’s 100. 

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Egotastic:  Please enjoy Paris Hilton’s ass, from the front