Lindsay Lohan’s mom has slammed Hollywood studio executive James G. Robinson for his preachy letter to her daughter, saying that he was “way out of line.”

Lohan received a letter from the CEO of the production company for her current project Georgia Rule which reprimanded Lindsay for her “irresponsible and unprofessional actions.”

Lindsay’s mom, Dina Lohan, stepped up to the plate & told Access Hollywood what’s really going on with the teen queen & the infamous letter.  Here she is now.

“The wording was ridiculous.

“Maybe he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child. I don’t know him. I can’t judge him. I don’t think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl.”

When asked if there was any truth to the letter Mama Dina stated, “Lindsay was in 105-degree weather saying, ‘Mommy, I feel sick; like, I am going to faint.’

“She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat, you can’t breathe.”

When asked about Lindsay’s partying Dina stated, “Lindsay gets to work late, OK…she’s a human being.

“There was one day when she was late and they worked the schedule around her. Garry (Marshall, the film’s director), Jane (Fonda, her co-star), everybody loves her.”

She adds, “I’m a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child. I don’t feel it should be aired out and everyone should know. It’s personal.”

It’s personal.  But everyone knows that Lindsay parties like there’s no tomorrow & she has more bikinis than god.

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PopSugar:  Daddy Matt Damon pics, awww!

Celebitchy:  Penelope Cruz bikini pics

Director/ actor Mel Gibson has apologized for his behavior last Friday when he failed a breath test after speeding in Malibu, CA.

The Signs star was arrested Friday morning when  police officers spotted the actor speeding at 80 mph along a 50 mph road.  Gibson failed both a breath test as well s a field sobriety test.  I would have loved to have seen Gibson walk, staggeringly across the line.   

In an apologetic statement, Gibson says, “I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable.

“The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person.

“I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry.

“I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse.”

While Gibson has not elaborated on the “despicable” details, it has been reported that he made anti-Semitic remarks towards the arresting officers.  So, he does take after his dad, the Holocaust-denier.

Gibson was later released on $5,000 bail after he was charged with drunk driving.

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Hilary Duff seems to be in some strange waters after denying she told a reporter that she is still a virgin &  insists she would never discuss her sex life for public consumption, sorry guys.

The 18-year-old singer/actress, who is currently dating rocker Joel Madden, has blasted the Elle story & says the story is completely fabricated.  Do I hear a lawsuit in the making?

Here’s what Elle quoted Duff as saying:

“It’s harder having a boyfriend who’s older because people just assume.

“But (virginity) is definitely something I like about myself. It doesn’t mean I haven’t thought about sex, because everyone I know has had it and you want to fit in.”

But Hilary maintains that the June article just isn’t true.

She says, “The thing is that I didn’t say that. I wouldn’t say that. I don’t know how (the writer) got that out of what I said.

“(It’s) definitely not something that I would talk about or that I would want people to focus on. Or that I even think it’s appropriate to talk about. Whose business is that?”

Umm, our Hilary.  Ours.  And all those 14-year-old boys.

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PopSugar:  Simon Cowell gets busted & it’s about damn time

The Superficial:  Apparently Britney Spears is a meanie-pants

Celebitchy:  Tori Spelling is really, really, really, really desperate

Egotastic:  So, is Halle Berry pregnant?

 

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton & socialite Nicole Richie are set to end their two-year-running feud while on The Late Show with David Letterman. 

Letterman has offered to play referee / peacekeeper after inviting The Simple Life stars to appear on the show in September.

I’m hoping more for mud wrestling that forgiveness hugs myself.

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So as a porn star you might act out multiple orgasms (and you would have to be acting to touch nasty K Rock anyway) & as a former Baywatch star you might want to then have multiple marriages to the same individual.  And that’s just what Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock are planning to do.  The couple is doing it everywhere & experiencing multiple sensations.

Anderson is set to marry Kid Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, in a French ceremony aboard a yacht in St. Tropez this weekend.

The couple are then planning on walking down the aisle another three times in the US.  Well, practice does make multiple perfect, or so I hear.  Pam & Kid will tie the knot in Malibu, Detriot & Nashville.

Anderson reveals, “We are going to have a couple of weddings.

“We have to do Malibu. We have to do Detriot. And we are going to do Nashville. We are starting (this weekend) in the south of France.”

She adds of any pre-wedding jitters, “I am fine. I am not nervous. It is a good decision.”

Won’t it be funny after all these damn weddings when Kid & Pam only make it a year.  Are they the going to have four divorces?

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Gossip or Truth:  Lance Bass is gay- surprised?  Me neither.

Celebitchy:  Lindsay Lohan hospitalized again

The Superficial:  Paris Hilton & feces

Egotastic:  Scarlett Johansson’s birthday lapdance

PopSugar:  Possible Suri Cruise Holmes sighting?

Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith appear to have been witness to the Suri Cruise Holmes child, & lived to tell the tale.

The Smiths are under the impression that the 3-month-old baby is “gorgeous” & that Holmes is an exceptional mother.   

Pinkett Smith says, “She’s one of the sweetest babies I’ve ever met in my life. She’s an absolute beauty and she’s Daddy’s little girl.

“She’s beautiful and they’re very happy and they need to be left alone.

“She’s the cutest little baby. She’s got a head full of black, beautiful hair.”

Of Katie’s, I mean Kate’s, mothering she says, “She is a great mom and she’s loving every single second of it.”

Well, they lived to tell the Suri tale & that’s good enough for me.  I’m just ready for photographic proof myself.

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Despite having won $2.5 million on the Jeopardy! TV game show, software engineer Ken Jennings has recently slammed the long-running show & its host on his website.

The Salt Lake City engineer was finally beaten in 2004 by challenger Nancy Zerg after one of the longest winning streaks on the show & was able to leave more than respectably with his cool $2.5 million.  And now after all that time, Jennings is doing a bit of Jeopardy! & Alex Trebek bashing.

He posts, “I know, I know, the old folks love him. Nobody knows he died in that fiery truck crash a few years back and was immediately replaced with Trebektron 4000, I see your engineers still can’t get the mustache right, by the way.”

“You’re like the Dorian Gray of syndication. You seem to think ‘change’ means replacing a blue polyethylene backdrop with a slightly different shade of blue polyethylene backdrop every presidential election or so.”

After a brief spell, Jennings added a half-hearted apology stating, “We regret the insinuation that Mr. Alex Trebek is a robot, and has been since 2004.

“Mr. Trebek’s robotic frame does still contain some organic parts, many harvested from patriotic Canadian schoolchildren, so this technically makes him a ‘cyborg,’ not a ‘robot’.”

My impressions: 

Ken has the ability to tickle one’s funnybone, but I wonder why he’s concentrating on this particular Canadian cyborg situation & not vacationing alongside a beauty in St. Tropez.

Alex Trebek is a robot, not a cyborg & I do miss the old stache.

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Gossip or Truth:  Saint Madonna?

Celebitchy:  Baby Shiloh getting waxed

PopSugar:  Ouch- Tori Spelling out of the will loop?

Egotastic:  Natalie Portman lashes out

The Superficial:  Christie Brinkley’s husband is a dumbass & he know it

Miami Vice actor & a vice-lover himself, Colin Farrell doesn’t seem to hold much respect for his Minority Report co-actor Tom Cruise.  Yesterday on TV shows Today & Live with Regis & Kelly Farrell tried his hand at a Cruise impersonation & made light of Tom’s fervent glibness.

Irish actor Colin is up & about promoting his latest movie Miami Vice & the actor took the opportunity to remind Today host Matt Lauer of his headache interview with Tom Cruise last year.

When Cruise appeared on the Today show in June last year he was promoting War of the Worlds.  Lauer debated with Cruise over his zany Scientology beliefs as well as his stance on psychiatry and prescription medication.

During the verbal battle, Cruise hit Lauer with, “You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do… You’re glib.”

On the show yesterday, Farrell made light of Tom by saying, “Stop being glib, Matt! You’re glib, Matt, you’re glib, you’re glib.”

As Lauer was trying to maintain a straight face, Farrell added, “Are you being glib again?”

Just hours later Colin yet again had the Cruise on his mind when he made an appearance on Live with Regis & Kelly.  When returning from a commercial break, the cameras find Farrell glad-handling the audience just as Cruise does while doing his lengthy red carpet walks.

Farrell told hosts Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa, “Doing my best Tom Cruise impersonation.”

OK.  I agree whole-heartedly that Tom Cruise lacks a few marbles, but I’m not sure it’s healthy to have him on your mind that much during the day- unless he’s your lover or something.

Poor Colin.  Someone get him some more porn.

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Weird-nosed hottie Luke Wilson is a cowardly lion when it comes to breaking-up with his girlfriends.

The actor was recently a guest on Howard Stern’s Sirius radio show & told Stern all about his surly ways.

Wilson stated, “Even if I want out, I don’t have the guts to just leave.� 
 
“I just start acting really surly and cranky until they leave me. I don’t think anything’s over the line when you want out. You see the fence, and you just start running for it.�

Wilson has dated the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow & Drew Barrymore in the past, wonder if they received this treatment?

So, how long does it usually take to get the hint & bail?
 
Luke says, “I’d say you need 90 days. It’s almost like double time, though, because three months feels like six months because you’re so horrible to be with.�

Wow.  That’s pretty funny.  An avoider of conflict, yet doesn’t mind long, drawn-out relationship hell.  Interesting, very interesting….

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Celebitchy:  Tom Cruise vs the Spielberg

PopSugar:  Kate Beckinsale’s sex life

The Superficial:  Calista Flockhart & all her many oddities

Egotastic:  Guess what!  Lindsay Lohan in a bikini.  Who knew?

According to Brad Pitt’s granny the Fight Club actor will not marry Angelina Jolie in the near future.  His grandmother reveals that he is still hurting from his divorce from Jennifer Aniston & that he’s not quite ready to marry again.

82-year-old grandma Betty Russell claims her grandson opened up his heart to her during a phone conversation following the birth of baby Shiloh.

She says, “Brad promised his last wife on their wedding day they’d be together forever, and they didn’t make it. He is a sensitive soul who just wants to make sure he can keep his promise this time around.”

Russell also reveals how seriously Pitt has taken his new fatherhood role & his relationship with Angelina Jolie and their two adopted children Maddox & Zahara. 

Russell adds, “Brad has always wanted to have children and he is playing the father role very well. The family loved Jennifer. But he has got Angelina now and seems really happy with life.

“(Brad is) very close to (Maddox). He confides little secrets to him.”

Poor Brad Pitt’s grandmother.  Did she really know she was talking to a reporter when she gave this tell-all?  I’m thinking that Brad’s not too happy about this published revelation.  Maybe he’ll get extra fruit cake this year.

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Samuel L. Jackson is tickled pink that the anticipated summer action film Snakes on a Plane was called back for re-shoots so that movie execs could add more profanity & sex to the film.

Jackson felt that the mid-air thriller should be grittier & is delighted they added a mile-high-club sex scene.

Jackson states, ”There’s always the obligatory nude scene somewhere, where the guy’s creeping up on the people making love.

“In this instance we have the snake creeping up on two people joining the mile-high club.”

He adds, “This is the kind of film that I would have gone to the movies on Saturday, to the first screening, to see as a kid and I’d stay all day, watching it three or four times and me and my friends would have been freaked out.”

Until the third time you watch it & you think, “Gee.  This is just a simple-plotted movie about snakes on a plane trying to kill people.”

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Gossip or Truth:  Paris Hilton & all her trash

The Superficial:  Naomi, Naomi, Naomi- what are we going to do with you?

Celebitchy:  Barbara Walters has some screws loose

Egotastic:  Uma Thurman can’t get a date- what?

PopSugar:  George Michael gets busted, again

Angelina Jolie is in talks to join Roasario Dawson & Mickey Rourke in the sequel to the comic book film Sin City.

Dawson let the news slip at last weekend’s California Comic-Con comic book convention.  Rosario refused to give much information after the slip, but gave us some subtle hints.

Dawson revealed, “It’s all hush-hush but it may feature Angelina Jolie, it might be called A Dame to Die For and it may be shooting at the beginning of next year.”

So, Sin City may feature Angelina Jolie, it might be called this & that & it may be shooting at the beginning of next year.  Whew!  That’s what I call commitment to fence riding.

Angelina Jolie in Sin City would be a dream come true for many fans I would think.  Jolie in leather is almost too much goodness.

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Naomi Campbell is the Continual Dumb Ass of the Week award winner.  The superfreak & supermodel was arrested yesterday in the wee hours of the morning after screaming at her ex-boyfriend Badr Jafar outside his London residence.

The 36-year-old superfreak who recently broke up with Arab prince Jafar went to his home at 3:30am yesterday to pick up some of her belongings.  Yep, 3:30 in the morning sounds like just the time to pick up your stuff, but only after several bottles of Jack Daniels I would imagine.

When Jafar refused to let the crazy bitch in, if I may be so bold, Campbell in her so famous now fashion began screaming & shouting so loud that she woke up his exclusive neighbors who in turn thanked Campbell for the early alarm clock by calling the police.

London police officers (who I’m sure were the singing & dancing kind) arrested Campbell for ’breach of the peace’ before driving the supermodel to a nearby road & de-arresting her (did she promise lap dances?) once she calmed down. 

The men in uniform then returned to Jafar’s house with Naomi (I love London coppers) for to collect her belongings without all the screaming & shouting- I feel like it was more of a tap dance & sing-a-long approach they probably used.

Superfreak Campbell made headlines last week when she caused $54,000 worth of damage to Jafar’s yacht after an intense argument with an Italian chef.  I wonder if the chef is still employed by the prince?

Naomi has been a busy girl, as she also has three lawsuits pending, all filed from former employees who claim the superfreak assaulted them.

What a redneck.  May this story give you happiness this weekend & may it cause you to reflect that no matter how things get, at least you’re not a crazy bitch like Naomi Campbell.

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Celebitchy:  Tori Spelling laughs all the way to father Aaron’s bank

Egotastic:  There’s more- Lindsay Lohan bikini pics

PopSugar:  No Simpson sisterly love for Jessica & Ashlee

The Superficial:  Britney Spears’ new manny