Well, the time has come for me to say, “So long, folks!”.  But don’t panic, it’s just for a little over ten days, or time enough for me to kick Rachel Bilson’s ass in the Colleseum.  Just make sure you look out for those headlines I mentioned earlier.

And as my close pal Tiny Tim would say, “Happy holidays to us all & may celebrities bless us every one!”

TaTa!  See you back here Tuesday, January 2nd!

“I think life’s an irrational obsession.”

~Sean Penn

Celebitchy:   Check out the Shrek 3 trailer, what do you think?

IDLYITW:   Miss USA Tara Conner did get around, didn’t she? 

The Celeb Life:    Ooooo, celeb sequins…

Bastardly:   April Scott spotted at the Rocky Balboa premiere

Filmsy:   Nancy Drew movie trailer & poster revealed

Egotastic:   Here we go again, Cameron Diaz is still a sex freak 

I’m Not Obsessed:   What do you think of Beyonce’s dress & that oddly placed finger? 

Gossip or Truth:    Are Sharon Stone & Christian Slater really bumping uglies? 

PopSugar:   And who is your favorite celebrity baby?  I’m going to have to go with Shiloh myself. 

Yeeeah:   Rihanna helps kids during the holidays, with boners apparently 

Glitterati Gossip:  Eminem gets divorced the second go-round.  Gee, who would have guessed that one? 

Hollywood Tuna:   Beyonce gets best dressed???!!!

Ahhh, good ole Britney Spears is showing off her perfumes Curious & Fantasy (which smell like donkey ass, by the way) this holiday season.  Spears enjoyed a photocall at her private Los Angeles residence last Thursday for a photoshoot for the smelly perfumes.  Well, at least she did one thing right- she wasn’t drunk for the publicity shoot & it looks like she managed to actually wears some clothes this time; actually, I barely recognized her.

I’ll tell you what- if you’re Curious this holiday season if your girlfriend will smell like a Britney Spears dream, then you’re living in a damn Fantasy land, ’cause she’s more apt to smell like Jon Lovitz’s armpit.

Drunkypants Miss USA Tara Conner has not been fired from her reign as the United State’s beauty queen.  Donald Trump, who owns just about everything, including the Miss Universe Organization, announced Tuesday that Conner could continue with her reign despite allegations of wild partying & drinking underage.

Apparently Trump was going to fire the young woman who just turned 21 on Monday, but decided to give her a second chance when her met her for a quickie, I mean met her right before the press conference, and changed his mind.

“Tara is a good person. Tara has tried hard. Tara is going to be given a second chance,� Trump stated.

“I’ve always been a believer in second chances.â€�   Really?  Who knew that?  I don’t think the Apprentice staff knows that…

Ole Donald admitted to almost letting drunkypants Conner go, saying, “I expected fairly routinely that we would be terminating Tara as Miss USA. After speaking to her…I saw somebody with a good heart that tried really, really hard.�

“She left a small town in Kentucky…and got caught up in the whirlwind of New York It’s a story that’s happened many times before to women and men who came to the Big Apple.�

But it looks like this second chance is coming with a small price, rehab.  21-year-old Conner will be entering a rehab center soon, it has not be revealed if she will wait until after the holidays to accept this mission.

After realizing that Trump was not going to let her loose, Tara batted those eyes & cried, ”In no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance to be given to me.”

“I’ve had a very big blessing bestowed on me. It truly takes someone with a wonderful heart, a heart of gold and a blessed soul.”

Just tell me one thing- How did a mug like that take home the Miss USA crown?

What do you think- Should Tara Conner have been de-crowned of her Miss USA duties?

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Actor Sean Penn is just your average, ordinary person who likes to use phrases like blo_jobs & cum stai_ in acceptance speeches, why he reminds me of myself at my high school baccalaureate…..

Penn was awarded a Creative Coalition Award Monday & during his acceptance speech, the Mystic River actor not only called for the impeachment of President Bush & VP Cheney, but also managed to answer his cell phone mid-speech.  You just gotta love the guy.  Here he is now:

“Let’s put his administration under oath.  And then if the crimes of treason, bribery or other high crimes and misdemeanors are proven, do as Article 2, Section 4 of the United States Constitution provides, and remove the president, vice president, and … civil officers of the United States from office,” 46-year-old Penn stated.

“If the Justice Department then sees fit to bunk them up with [disgraced former Enron CEO] Jeff Skilling, so be it.”

“So look, if we attempt to impeach for lying about a blo_job, yet accept these almost certain abuses without challenge, we become a cum stai_ on the flag we wave.”

Ha!  What an acceptance speech.  I love it & I embrace Penn’s somewhat ill-placed freedom.  Hoping you enjoyed my own hilarious ill-placed underscores.

What do you think of Penn’s speech?

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“A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his car, and stuck his tongue in my mouth.”

~Rachel Bilson

 

Alan Wyse & Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall were spotted rooting pretty hard for the Knicks Monday as the New York basketball team took on the Utah Jazz.

Cattrall is looking pretty good these days & I almost took her for a younger woman.

What do you think- Do you like Kim Cattrall’s look?

 

You know, when I work out (when I actually do) my hair gets all mussed, there’ probably sweat tricking down every crevice of my body, but when beauty Penelope Cruz works out, it’s a completely different story.

Here is Cruz after sweating it out at a dance studio in Hollywood last Friday.  Doesn’t she look fab?  Maybe it’s that Best Actress Golden Globe nomination glow that she’s got going on for her.  Whatever it is, it’s working.  I don’t think I can ever work out again now….

Thanks to Celebitchy for the quickie news & picture!

Well, I hope you’re not headed off to Italy for the holidays, as Rachel Bilson is doing her best to ruin any cultural experiences abroad.

Bilson’s new film Jumper, much to the chagrin of tourists & natives, has been given the green light to film inside the Colleseum.   Here’s the scoop:

That afternoon, a Friday, the crew was setting up for the last day of interior shots. Max Liebowitz, a 21-year-old classics student from Carleton College in Northfield, Minn., and his friend Jeff Soffer were the last two visitors passing by as they made their way to the exit.

“It’s bizarre. It certainly takes away from the ancient feel of it,� Mr. Liebowitz said. “And to have Rachel Bilson standing over there definitely changes the feel.� It was unclear if he was complaining.

Yep, I can definitely sympathize with that.  Rachel, stop ruining the ruins of Italy, dammit!  You’re scaring the locals!

And I guess this is as good a time as any to inform you that Celebrific is taking a holiday (to Italy, damn you Bilson!!!) this Thursday & will return back to the celebrity fold January 2.  I will miss you all dearly & will try to get some news to you along the way.  So, watch out for headlines that read, “Crazed American Blogger Strangles Actress Rachel Bilson at the Roman Forum”.

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Celebitchy:  The best & worst 2006 movie trailers

IDLYITW:   Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to be colorful 

The Celeb Life:   Do it the celeb way with a shimmering mini-dress 

Bastardly:  Hot or Not- Jeri Ryan? 

Filmsy:   Ocean’s Thirteen movie poster revealed 

Egotastic:   Paris Hilton asks Britney Spears for marriage tips?!!!! 

I’m Not Obsessed:   Joe Barbera dies at 95

Gossip or Truth:   Take a look at Brad Pitt cutting the rug 

PopSugar:  Adam Brody goes solo  

Yeeeah:   Kelly Clarkson is fat, but at least she’s a rebel 

Glitterati Gossip:  This just in- Lindsay Lohan knows how to learn  

Hollywood Tuna:   Hilary Duff knows just how to work it

 

 

Good ole Brit has done it again!  Out girl is always winning awards & getting some accolades of some sorts, what an amazing woman that Britney is! 

Britney Spears has been named the Worst Celebrity Dog Owner in a recent online vote by two dog magazines.  “Britney was the overwhelming choice,” Hilary O’Hagan stated, who is the editor of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog.

“She once had three Chihuahuas … and never left home without at least one of them on her arm,” O’Hagan went on to say.

“As soon as she met K-Fed and had kids they (the dogs) disappeared.”

And you’ll never guess who came in second place in the worst celebrity dog owner vote!  OK, you probably did guess it, hotel heiress Paris Hilton.  Damn, you’re pretty good.

So, what do you think- Is Britney Spears the worst pet owner?

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Lindsay Lohan is becoming famous for her mass emails.  Interestingly one of her pals understands how to manage the Internet & access Page Six, who typed the whole thing up in the New York Post Monday.  Well, that isn’t a such a good way to start your week, now is it Lindsay?

What was the subject of this mass email you ask?  Why, the obvious, “They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . except for some obviously!”

20-year-old teen queen Lohan writes, “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.â€�

“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the c–ts now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”

When Lohan’s rep was contacted, an explanation developed.  “She’s been in rehearsals for the film and has been taking classes from Sheila Kelly,” Lindsay’s rep revealed.

“Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn’t easy. We should give these women credit.” 

And I’m sure that “c–ts” is just the way to do that.

What do you think- Is Lindsay Lohan well on her way to a backup career?

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And who would you least expect to stop by Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show?  Michael Jackson?  No.  The Pope?  No.  Martha Freekin’ Stewart.  Now if that’s not a match made in heaven, I don’t know what is….

On December 14, Stewart dropped by Stern’s studio for a quickie Q & A about prison life where good ole Martha spent some time after being convicted of insider trading in 2004, but that’s old new now.  Here’s the scoop on Martha, the possibility of sex with Sir Anthony Hopkins & prison love: 

On Martha’s Past & Short Crush on Howard- WHAT?!!!!

Martha Stewart: “I don’t have a lot of offers to go out on dates.�

Howard Stern: “I thought there was a point you wanted me.“

Martha: “I did…but then I met you.â€�

On Martha’s Quickie Relationship with Sir Anthony Hopkins:

Martha: “I wish more men would ask me out, actually.�

Howard: “Men are afraid of you.�

Martha: “I know, that’s the whole problem.�

Howard: “Sir Anthony Hopkins…you dated.â€�

Martha: “Oh, I loved him, but he was…scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine, I have this beautiful home in Maine…but then I revisited because I saw that movie again, [Silence of the Lambs]. I couldn’t get past the Hannibal thing with him. I couldn’t get past it – do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?â€�

Howard: “What you bring up is true because I had Linda Blair when she was very young on my show, it was after The Exorcist and she was kind of coming on to me, and I was like ‘That’s the chick who’s possessed.’�

Martha: “I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins but I couldn’t get past the Lecter thing.�

On Prison Love & Business:

Martha: “I managed to find a group of women there who were intelligent, had a lot of talk about.�

Howard: “Who came on to you?�

Martha: “Some girls that looked like boys.�

Howard: “What would they say to you?�

Martha: “They would ask me for lunch, a lunch date. They also wanted to learn. I’d have lunch with them. There were girls with mustaches and there were girls with beards. First they’d ask about business. They all had business plans. Everybody in prison has a business plan.�

So, what do you think of little miss goodie two-shoes Martha Stewart now?

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Wouldn’t you rather hear of an engagement than a break-up on a Tuesday morning?  That’s just what I thought & here it is all dished up for you.

Former Apprentice winner, 35-year-old Bill Rancic & E! News anchor, 31-year-old Giuliana DePandi, are engaged!  And look at that rock, courtesy of Us Weekly.  Rancic popped the question when the couple were out Friday night enjoying a helicopter ride over his hometown of Chicago.  And you know, I would have said a romantic helicopter ride, but is there really such a thing?  It’s loud, you can’t hear each other & it’s just damn near impossible to communicate. 

According to DePandi, the whole experience was a surprise, “When Bill pulled out the ring I don’t know what made me more speechless - the fact that he was asking me to marry him or the ring! It was the most beautiful diamond I have ever seen.”

“The ring is stunning. It’s so sparkly, it’s amazing.â€�  And that it is, love.  That it is.

The lovebirds plan to marry this coming August in southern Italy, when DePandi was born.  This will be the first marriage for both, who have been dating each other since only April of this year.

DePandi and Rancic plan to wed next August in southern Italy, where Depandi was born. It will be the first wedding for the couple, who have been dating since April 2006.

What do you think- Do Bill Rancic & Giuliana DePandi have what it takes for a successful marriage?

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James Gandolfini was spotted Sunday signing autographs to help benefit the Octoberwoman Foundation for Breast Cancer Research.  The event took place in Morris Plains, New Jersey at the GameStation Store. 

And it looks like James has found his youngest & most adoring fan around….  How sweet is that?

 

A happy birthday going out to our man Brad Pitt today.  The actor turns the big 43 today, & not looking a day over 30.

After spending the week in New York with ladylove Angelina Jolie, Brad was spotted Friday in Los Angeles getting his motorcycle on.   

Happy Birthday, Brad!