Victoria “Posh” Beckham is seen taking a big bite out of fashion capital Paris.  Why is Posh doing such a thing?

Why, it’s for the November issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine.  Victoria looks like SpaceZilla- a lonely, fashion-savvy woman from another planet that hates our fashion here on Earth & will be dammed if she lets it go on.  So she takes a large bite out of Paris & eats everyone including Tommy Hilfiger.  I like it.

In the November issue of Bazaar, Posh will be talking about her up & coming new line, DVB, which is set to debut in January 2007.  Here’s hoping I won’t be forced to wear what she’s wearing her.  That silly SpaceZilla, what will she think of next?