You notice how I made red carpet a verb and not a noun? I have the skills to kill like that.

Anyways, I had to post some red carpet action so you weren’t left for the Alicia Silverstone disaster. Here is Kaley and she seems like a cool person. She likes nerds and yes I am making that assumption because she is on a show with geeks and she dates one of them. Because of this I believe everything that is on TV.

Simon Cowell is a nice person. Don’t you see this on TV like I do? Guess what, I don’t even own a TV and yet I know these things. Here is a great example.

Barney the dinosaur. Here terrorizes kids. True story. That is what Kaley.