I love JoJo’s voice. I love the way she carries herself. She almost has a tomboyish look to her, but she is cute. Now that she is all grown up, I can actually talk about her in public without getting arrested. How awesome is that? She has cheeks you want to squeeze. What I am talking about is the cheeks on her face you sick people.

She seems like she would be a little ball of joy. If she sung for me I would marry her on the spot. I call that a guarantee. I’m guaranteeing that I will spend the rest of my life all ball and chained up with JoJo if she came and sang 5 minutes for me. It would have to be a special song though. I don’t want to hear the Star Spangled Banner, I want to hear a nice T-Pain remix.

I hope her third album that comes out this year is a huge hit because it means I get to see more of her. It’s getting harder and harder to be a big time superstar now, but if anyone can pull it off it is her. I’m rooting for you JoJo. Let’s do it girl. In secret.