Last December, I told you how Pixie Lott was going to brunch with me, and to ring in the new year I’m going to show you a couple more pics of my fairy-named princess. Again, I have no idea what she does or really care because I all I know is that she is the Pixie and full of the Lott and in this world that is all I need.

I hope all of you had a Happy New Years Eve because I think I did. Something about a woman with 4 teeth, a black man, a chinese midget and a monkey, but I just can’t seem to put the pieces together. It was fun I think and I am still able to sit down without any pain so I guess that is a plus.

If you don’t believe a word I just said do you really think that just because it is a new year I am going to change my ways of telling tall tales? You are sadly mistaken sir. This is the age of defiance and rebellion and I’m 10 champagne cookies away from a super high. Okay, now that really made no sense so maybe I should go back to sleep and get some rest because I have to get ready and celebrate January 2nd!

If you don’t celebrate it you are missing out on the greatest holiday in the world that nobody knows.