I know you as well as I know Jill Flint, but you are going to go out to brunch with me on Sunday and you are paying. I have no shame in a woman paying for my meals and you look like the type of women that enjoys paying for me anyways. So who am I to refuse a woman that looks like Heidi Montag such a thing?

So for my last entry this week I am dedicating it to you. Are you worth such an honor? I have no idea, but you should feel honored and prove your happiness to me on Sunday AFTER brunch.