So this woman had sex with this man:
And they spawned a baby boy. If you for one second don’t think that this kid is going to be the hottest piece of flesh on his block then you are mistaken. This kid will be getting laid at the age of 10 and maybe by the time he is 30 he will have had sexed as many women as Tiger has this week. Odds are against him, but we are rooting for him nonetheless.
If you think I am merely writing about this news so I could post pictures of Gisele then I am sorry to disappoint you because that is not the case. I enjoy writing about women popping out smelly, slimy fetuses from their honeypot of goodness. After I do so, I take a nice warm bubble bath, play some Kenny G and wish upon the star to find my one true love and live happily ever after on our unicorn farm.
Oh, you didn’t know? I harvest unicorns. Their horns are great kabob sticks.